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  • Funny Retirement Wishes

    Posted on September 25th, 2010 William No comments

    Don't know what to do with the retired person in your life? Here are a few quotes and sayings about retirement.

    When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
    -- R.C. Sherriff

    You're only young once but you can be immature all of your life.
    --Charles Scoggins

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did.
    In his sleep.
    Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

    The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
    —Unknown

    Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
    —Gene Perret

    The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
    —Abe Lemons

    When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
    Chi Chi Rodriguez

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